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The Green Grotto

September 25, 2026

For 3 days only, meet the most loathsome humbug of the lot. Suitable for both adults and families! November 27th-29th.

The Green Grotto takeover! You heard it here first, for the first time ever, Caledonia Park hosts the nemesis of Christmas, its antithesis, the greenest, meanest, loathsome humbug of the lot! Joined by a friend with the most innocent of hearts, and some unsuspecting elves, you won’t believe the havoc and mayhem this cruel creature unleashes on Gretna.

You’ll make a truly curl-your-toes-cute craft and share heartwarming wishes with the oh-so-sweet-elves, before heading to meet you-know-who in the Green Grotto.  

Good luck! There are no guarantees he’s in a good mood, nor that he will be civil or polite, but we can guarantee you a Christmas experience you’ve never had before. 

The Green Grotto will be open for 3 days only so book your ticket quickly and don’t miss out on a fun festive experience you’ll never forget! 

Important Booking Information:

  • This experience is suitable for both families and groups of adults 
  • Advanced bookings are required for all Green Grotto visits
  • Every attendee in your party requires a ticket
  • All children must be accompanied by an adult
  • Santa is not part of the Green Grotto experience 
  • Walk-in visits are only available if spots remain on the day (online booking still required) 
  • Tickets are £5 per person, plus a £1.75 booking fee per order 
  • There will be no professional photos for you to purchase; however, you may take your own photos
  • In the (anti) spirit of you-know-who, no gifts will be given. Bah Humbug!

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